Well, today I woke up in a bathtub, ya. Last t'ing I remember was dat I was on the Destiny Island with all dese black shadow t'ingies crawling over it. And den, not only had someone had stolen my clothes, but DEY ALSO STOLE ME BALLS!!! I also had a pretty bad headache, ya. I haven't had a headache dat bad when I tried brewing 'Coconut Surprise'. Den I picked up a towel and met Riku in the hall! What are the odds, ya? Haven't seen him or Sora in t'ree years, mon. Turns out dat Selphie, Kairi, and Tidus are here too! Riku let me use dis guy called Cloud clothes, too, only he said dat I should say I found dem, ya. De clothes are a little too small, I t'ink. The pants only go to de knees. Den Riku told me I was in Hell, ya. I t'ought dat Hell had flames 'n stuff, but I guess you can never tell, ya? And Riku says we're having a party wit' STRIPPERS! Mon, am I glad I came when I did. I might have missed it, ya? Den he told me dat I should find Selphie. Dis hotel is built funky, ya. I used de wrong door and I ended up on some kind of balcony. I am looking for Selphie now, ya. Maybe she could help me find my balls!